Me: I think Luki is hyperactive. Every time I try to nurse him, he eats for like, five seconds and then wants to move on to something else.

Big E: Well, of course, he is overstimulated by all that technology you subject him to.

Me: What are you talking about? He doesn’t even watch TV!

Big E: You and Ton Ton are constantly on your iPhones. Don’t you realize that gives off dangerous radiation waves that hurt the baby?

Me: Luki doesn’t talk on the phone!

Big E: So? He’s still affected by the two of you doing it. It’s just like babies who live with parents who smoke.