No, he’s not auditioning for a role in a Shakespearean tragedy… he is simply reacting to our policy on the dishwasher. Namely, that IT IS NOT A TOY!

I know, it’s so unfair, right? I mean EVERYONE KNOWS that the train, and the toy phone, and the blocks, and the race cars, and the books he got for his birthday are not nearly as entertaining as pushing the “Start” button on the dishwasher over and over.

Everyone except his tyrannical parents.